Pig 'n stash

The mustache-y-owed strip of bacon
lost his little bearing
On what to put his steak in
even filet mignon

The mustache-y-owed strip of bacon
knows no hibernation
For he's taken as of lately
in any iteration

The mustache-y-owed strip of bacon
he isn't artisinal
Until he make a statement
that that is what he hustles

The mustache-y-owed strip of bacon
doubling down his efforts
And continuing his invasion
into everything we let him

The mustache-y-owed strip of bacon
plotting 'bout the system
Is well within the range of
going off the grid soon